Dantarppop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring beaver.

Dantarppop created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dantarppop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dantarppop, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dantarppop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dantarppop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Always obey Dantarppop's priests.