Butjammit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered shark.

Butjammit created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Butjammit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Butjammit, she will ignore you.

Butjammit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Butjammit's Holy Commandments

1. Butjammit loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.