Kenvonkbopflynurt is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, uncaring toad.

Kenvonkbopflynurt created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenvonkbopflynurt, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kenvonkbopflynurt, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kenvonkbopflynurt's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kenvonkbopflynurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to porpoises while wearing green dresses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide if three doves approach from the east.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.