Febmatgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, weak rat.

Febmatgil created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febmatgil, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Febmatgil, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Febmatgil's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Febmatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Febmatgil on top of all buildings.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febmatgil.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.