Zenlakcum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable badger.

Zenlakcum created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Zenlakcum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zenlakcum, she will destroy your home solar system.

Zenlakcum's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zenlakcum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Do not speak about peas.