Govdogdag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing yak.

Govdogdag created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govdogdag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govdogdag, it will not care.

Govdogdag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Govdogdag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Govdogdag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing gray jumpers and balancing five nickel spheres on your hands.