Paktalzig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty shark.

Paktalzig created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Paktalzig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Paktalzig, she will strike you with lightening.

Paktalzig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Paktalzig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paktalzig.

2. Never paint your neck gray.

3. Do not keep nine squirrels in a large pit.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Do not kill shrews.