Sadgatdin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective seal.

Sadgatdin created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadgatdin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadgatdin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sadgatdin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sadgatdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Never feed lentils to turtles while wearing cyan shirts.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Do not make images of living things.