Zagdosskip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful otter.

Zagdosskip created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdosskip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagdosskip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Zagdosskip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zagdosskip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four birds approach from the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Zagdosskip's name in vain.