Hongabhas is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast capybara.

Hongabhas created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hongabhas, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hongabhas, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hongabhas' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hongabhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing five copper spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Do not covet oxen.