Tamhogsig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring duck.

Tamhogsig created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamhogsig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamhogsig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tamhogsig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tamhogsig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Tamhogsig on top of important buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.