Gebcidbep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent otter.

Gebcidbep created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gebcidbep, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gebcidbep, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gebcidbep's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gebcidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the west.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.