Rulvabflabzig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ruthless crocodile.

Rulvabflabzig created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulvabflabzig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rulvabflabzig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rulvabflabzig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rulvabflabzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulvabflabzig.