Raggumlik is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing goose.

Raggumlik created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raggumlik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Raggumlik, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Raggumlik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Raggumlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Raggumlik loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.