Flistoftag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring bat.

Flistoftag created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flistoftag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flistoftag, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flistoftag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Flistoftag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flistoftag.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Flistoftag on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.