Cedtifsis is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful skunk.

Cedtifsis created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cedtifsis, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedtifsis, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cedtifsis' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cedtifsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never talk about dark energy near bats while wearing white scarves.