Matwatril is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful hydra.

Matwatril created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matwatril, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Matwatril, she will turn you into a mole.

Matwatril's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Matwatril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.