Nellcengan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured dragonfly.

Nellcengan created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nellcengan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nellcengan, he will not care at all.

Nellcengan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nellcengan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide if four bats approach from the south.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.