Gigcadyak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast rhinoceros.

Gigcadyak created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigcadyak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gigcadyak, he will cry a lot.

Gigcadyak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gigcadyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gigcadyak's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed rice to sheep while wearing pink hats.