Cubnutmil Kimtenranhit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing goblin.

Cubnutmil Kimtenranhit created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubnutmil Kimtenranhit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cubnutmil Kimtenranhit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cubnutmil Kimtenranhit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cubnutmil Kimtenranhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about seals.