Jinjamfum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, impressive mongoose.

Jinjamfum created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinjamfum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jinjamfum, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Jinjamfum's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Jinjamfum's Holy Commandments

1. Jinjamfum loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.