Quagyatgup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid camel.

Quagyatgup created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagyatgup, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quagyatgup, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quagyatgup's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quagyatgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. You must pray to Quagyatgup seven times a day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.