Ortmonvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective mouse.

Ortmonvig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortmonvig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ortmonvig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ortmonvig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ortmonvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away if three geese approach from the north.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help shrews in need.