Foddumbogquag Wonnegkab Titshavomin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind crow.

Foddumbogquag Wonnegkab Titshavomin created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foddumbogquag Wonnegkab Titshavomin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Foddumbogquag Wonnegkab Titshavomin, she will think nothing of it.

Foddumbogquag Wonnegkab Titshavomin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Foddumbogquag Wonnegkab Titshavomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Foddumbogquag Wonnegkab Titshavomin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never sprint near voles.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.