Garxenpark is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow fish.

Garxenpark created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garxenpark, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Garxenpark, she will turn you into a frog.

Garxenpark's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Garxenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Pray towards the south.