Jipkomsit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless unicorn.

Jipkomsit created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Jipkomsit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jipkomsit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jipkomsit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jipkomsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Jipkomsit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.