Lidrot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident troll.

Lidrot created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lidrot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidrot, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lidrot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Lidrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Lidrot loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.