Shavpaksand is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tiresome cobra.

Shavpaksand created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavpaksand, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavpaksand, she will send minions to preach to you.

Shavpaksand's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Shavpaksand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must pray to Shavpaksand nine times a day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.