Gandussak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, cheerful jellyfish.

Gandussak created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gandussak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gandussak, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gandussak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gandussak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help grasshopers.