Nurthotsis is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective dragon.

Nurthotsis created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthotsis, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurthotsis, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurthotsis' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nurthotsis' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nurthotsis.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Put Nurthotsis first in all things.