Hubkarhub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fast jackal.

Hubkarhub created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubkarhub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hubkarhub, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hubkarhub's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hubkarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Put Hubkarhub first in all things.