Nellfetdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sapient horse.

Nellfetdiss created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellfetdiss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nellfetdiss, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nellfetdiss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nellfetdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing violet boots and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.

5. Do not eat corn.