Shavjapdab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent goat.

Shavjapdab created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavjapdab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Shavjapdab, he will turn you into a slug.

Shavjapdab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Shavjapdab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Shavjapdab.

2. Always obey Shavjapdab's priests.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.