Jenzimarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving pigeon.

Jenzimarn created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenzimarn, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jenzimarn, he will destroy your home planet.

Jenzimarn's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jenzimarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Erect four copper sculptures of Jenzimarn on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.