Gaddogxin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, calm deer.

Gaddogxin created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddogxin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gaddogxin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gaddogxin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gaddogxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to mice while wearing boots.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gaddogxin on top of all buildings.

5. You must pray to Gaddogxin nine times a day.