Baplikhap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, strong gnu.

Baplikhap created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Baplikhap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Baplikhap, she will strike you with lightening.

Baplikhap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Baplikhap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Baplikhap.

4. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

5. Do not kill tapirs.