Teenflislip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous salamander.

Teenflislip created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenflislip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teenflislip, she will turn you into a rock.

Teenflislip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Teenflislip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Never sit near mites.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.