Armomtarf is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic swan.

Armomtarf created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armomtarf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Armomtarf, she will send minions to preach to you.

Armomtarf's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Armomtarf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Armomtarf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Armomtarf on top of all buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing pink shirts.