Nutshavbest is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, blissful hare.

Nutshavbest created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutshavbest, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutshavbest, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nutshavbest's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nutshavbest's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutshavbest.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Retreat if seven seals approach from the north.