Podrawsug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering chicken.

Podrawsug created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Podrawsug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Podrawsug, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Podrawsug's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Podrawsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Podrawsug.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Never wear mauve ear rings.