Miscanceb is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying scorpion.

Miscanceb created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miscanceb, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Miscanceb, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Miscanceb's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Miscanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms white.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide from fawn nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.