Quimnigfut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak tapir.

Quimnigfut created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimnigfut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimnigfut, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quimnigfut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Quimnigfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never bounce near snakes.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Quimnigfut loves moths, so they must be honoured.