Tailhasbam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered slug.

Tailhasbam created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tailhasbam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tailhasbam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tailhasbam's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tailhasbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tailhasbam's priests.

2. Tailhasbam loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Never look in ponds.