Mifyakneg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, grumpy octopus.

Mifyakneg created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifyakneg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mifyakneg, it will turn you into a duck.

Mifyakneg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Mifyakneg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifyakneg.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing brown tights.

4. Run away if six voles approach from the east.

5. Do not kill rats.