Satmadhom is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, compassionate
tapir.
Satmadhom created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Satmadhom, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Satmadhom, he will laugh at you.
Satmadhom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Satmadhom's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Never think about moons.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.