Aftinflabsawzakbitstigvol is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing alligator.

Aftinflabsawzakbitstigvol created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Aftinflabsawzakbitstigvol, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Aftinflabsawzakbitstigvol, she will curse you with boils.

Aftinflabsawzakbitstigvol's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Aftinflabsawzakbitstigvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Aftinflabsawzakbitstigvol's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Aftinflabsawzakbitstigvol must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.