Kingofdun is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited mole.

Kingofdun created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kingofdun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kingofdun, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kingofdun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kingofdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Kingofdun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Kingofdun first in all things.