Belltaprap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud rhinoceros.

Belltaprap created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Belltaprap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Belltaprap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Belltaprap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Belltaprap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Belltaprap.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Belltaprap.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.