Cansitwotmet is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage faun.

Cansitwotmet created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cansitwotmet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cansitwotmet, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cansitwotmet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cansitwotmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cansitwotmet.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to mice while wearing turquoise coats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.