Sasxuckmet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing rat.

Sasxuckmet created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Sasxuckmet, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasxuckmet, he will turn you into a tree.

Sasxuckmet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sasxuckmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.